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The road to Eldoret

Adventures, Kenya, Travelling in Africa,

I woke that morning not even aware that I was in a strange bed. After breakfast and a brief meeting, we set off on our long journey northward. Or possibly west-ward. We were certainly sharing the road with plenty of “Danger Petroleum” trucks and Kampala Coach busses. I watched the landscape, so similar to home, and listened to a random radio station play all the old songs I grew up on. It was a little nostalgic but also very peaceful.

Quite suddenly, on our left, there opened up a wide, sweeping view of the Great Rift Valley. It really is something. I felt, initially, like I was looking out again from the ruined Belgian house near Bunia in the DRC. I suppose this is the other side. The mountains were bigger and more pronounced. We stopped at a lookout point and took pictures and enjoyed the view, in between fending off curio-sellers. I’m actually a little sad I didn’t buy the ‘map’ carving the first person showed me, with the names of the peaks and the lakes. By the time I’d thought again, he was gone and a slightly intoxicated guy was trying to sell me a statue of an elephant. As we looked out, I was struck by a sense of history and awe. This place, from this valley, humans spread to populate the whole earth. Millions of years of human history right there.

We stopped for lunch at the Midlands Hotel in Nakuru. The place predates independence. I didn’t need to know when it was built to know that. Everything about it was the same: it could have been Sunday at the club or the hotel in any small town in the Platteland. Of course, it’s not the same, in fact most of us ordered rotisserie chicken, but the service was the same and the feel of the place. The paint colours, the red tiles, the covered walkway leading to the hall that must have seen so many memories. I can picture tennis club dinners, and small children falling asleep under tables at weddings and 40th birthdays ,and boys and girls, cousins, maybe, or lifelong friends, rushing around the garden together while their parents sit and chat – gin and tonic for the ladies and beer or whiskey for the men.

That sense of the familiar stayed with me for the next few hours and brought me to quiet tears behind my sunglasses often and often. The animals, the dry grass, the windmills, the tractors, the houses, the trees. It was all so much like the Eastern Cape I love. Like Grahamstown and Adelaide and Tarkastad. The rhythm of Swahili on the radio was as familiar as the settler houses we passed. If the world is divided into two, it is those who have sheep and those who don’t, and I am categorically with the sheep people: There were sheep. It made me homesick. It made me wish for a long-gone fantasy of life as a farmer’s wife in the rural Eastern Cape.

It also made me very, very happy. All these months, I’ve been slowly losing hope of finding my Africa. I knew Mozambique would be different because it’s like Durban. But then, after the brief encouragement of Namibia and Botswana, came Zambia. And Uganda. And the DRC. Slowly, I was beginning to believe in a uniform, lush, tropical Africa. But this! This is home. This is my dry, wide-open, beautiful, grassland home. My dry grass and summer thunderstorms, ploughed fields and grazing herds, blood-red earth and skies that go on forever. I found myself thinking about the other places I have convinced myself I could try – Kampala, Lusaka, Maputo, so many more – and suddenly I didn’t believe it. But I could live here. Kenya could make me happy.

Of course Africa is not uniform. There is no single “Africa” but there is a picture in my mind of what my home, my continent – or at least the bits of it I love most – should look like and it looks like central Kenya. Who knows where life will take me? What plans I’ve made in the past few years have certainly not turned out as expected. Wherever it is, I really hope that at least part of it will involve me moving, lock, stock and oversized backpack, to somewhere like Nairobi, Kenya.

Falling for Fort Portal

Adventures, Fort Portal, Travelling in Africa, Uganda,

I lost my heart in Western Uganda to a small town set amidst emerald tea fields in the blue shadow of the mountains of the moon.

We travelled up from Kampala by bus on a hot, sticky summer’s day. The road wound up and up, past pampas fields and random felt until, slowly, we found ourselves in the rural areas. Proper rural areas, far from the chaos and the crowds, far from the luxury of depending on the city. Tiny farms clinging to steep hillsides on the fringes of natural forests and thriving with crops and vegetables. Goats were tethered nearby, tethered presumably because a goat wandering into that dense forest would never be seen again. Cows, whole herds of cows grazing in fields so green they could be paddocks beside a sparkling streams. Across the valley, in a tall, dead tree, a black and white colubus monkey and a black and white crow shared a bare branch.

And then the forests and farms gave way to rolling hills of emerald-green as far as they eye could see. It was magnificent. Occasionally there were sets of little cottages by the road surrounded by banana palms. Workers picked tea in some of the fields – colourful dots in a sea of green. We passed what must have been a tea processing plant. There were power-lines along these roads.

In the middle of all this green, not far short of the border with the DRC, sits Fort Portal, a medium-sized agricultural centre. The town is at a fairly high elevation and not far from the mountains of the moon, the Rwenzori. We climbed off the bus and trudged past the petrol station and up the hill in search of somewhere to stay. The conductor on the bus had recommended Rwenzori Traveller’s Inn. I wish I could find him and thank him for sharing this delight.

At the Rwenzori Traveller’s Inn, for around USh26000 pps, you will find a clean, comfortable room, hot and cold running water, fruit, eggs and coffee for breakfast (included) and the quirky, characterful joy that makes this place utterly unique. Wooden steps twirl up to the third floor, where two parrots chatter and call from their perch next to the coke fridge in an bar area all made of wood.  Bird carvings float in the open central area of the top floor. Chinese lions guard the entrance. From the back of the building at sunset, you can look out over the valley towards the mysterious Rwenzori. The beer is cold, the rain a glorious relief and that most appropriate of British colonial gifts, Gin&Tonic most welcome. There is also a functioning internet cafe next door.

Across the road from the Inn is the most awful statue of Major Sir George Portal, after whom the town is named. It really is a truly terrible statue – even his gun barrel isn’t straight! George Portal, rumour has it, never even made it to Uganda, succumbing to Malaria somewhere in Kenya. No-one seems to know what “noble” thing he did to win the honour of imposing his name on the town.

We take a walk at dusk, just as the sun is sinking. We find ourselves in a little market. Nothing like the crowded, muddy, cluttered markets so common elsewhere. This is a cluster of sturdy wooden structures sporting displays of every kind of fruit and vegetable arranged in beautiful splashes of colour, a little like the gorgeously colourful markets in Mozambique. Goats graze in the field beyond. Richard tries to take pictures of some giant birds, while two small children try to get him to take pictures of them. Evan buys fruit. On the way back, we pass a dozen men with huge bunches of green bananas hanging from the handle-bars of their bikes. Up the hill, bakkies and landcruisers are gathered outside a bar. It’s Sunday afternoon and people are relaxed. We have dinner at the “World 1 Restaurant” down the road from the Inn. Even the Ugandan food, of which I was rapidly becoming heartily sick, tastes better in Fort Portal. That evening we sit at the Inn and drink beer and chat. Relaxed and peaceful; a last repose before descending into the stressful unknown of the DRC.

On the way back, we stayed in Fort Portal again. When things got rough in the DRC, through the awful hotel of Bunia, the craziness travel and the terror of public transport/boda-boda mafia, this was place I held onto for return, respite. The afternoon we arrived back, after the hot ferry ride and the overloaded taxi trip, was precious. I insisted on eating at the Inn. I said the others didn’t have to stay with me if they didn’t want to but for the most part they did. It wasn’t amazing food and the service took some encouragement but it was exactly what I needed – familiar food in a lovely setting. We played cards and celebrated our return to the English-speaking world with G&Ts, while the rain poured down outside. That evening we sat on the second floor, on the open balcony area and talked. It was one of the few evenings on that trip that drifted into the kind of long, winding philosophical conversation I love so much.

Sometimes on days that are particularly stressful or busy or when I’m getting ready to travel, I find my mind drifting back to the Fort Portals of my life – the small towns, with agricultural flair, friendly people and a vibe, an atmosphere, an unpindownable something that makes them feel like home. Inhambane in Mozambique, Cheongsando in Korea, Fort Portal in Uganda, so many in South Africa. I love the excitement of chaotic cities from Kampala to Seoul and the decaying glory of Maputo and Cozumel and the majestic natural beautiful of the Drakensberg and the Boland and Vilanculos in Mozambique. They’re amazing places to visit and see and take pictures, but the places I long to return to, the places I could live, are the small-town centres. Fort Portal may not be the most obvious tourist-choice in the country but if I ever go back to Uganda, this is where I’ll be.

Place and music

Adventures
“Ain’t it funny how a melody can bring back a memory
Take you to another place in time
Completely change your state of mind”
Clint Black, “State of Mind”
Music. Melody, words, rhythm carry the echoes of another time, another place. Korea has been on my mind a lot lately. Daegu, Busan, Gyeongju, Jecheon, the West Sea Islands, Seoul. I spent a lot of time, during my Daegu days, lost in my music. Especially when I traveled alone. In a world where the language is foreign and the K-pop almost unbearable, my music created an alternative sound-track. Now, those songs haunt me. The songs that remind me of those walks, so many walks, at Suseong Lake – rain, snow, sunshine and full-on blossom-spring. The songs I used to listen to on the bus to work and when I went walking alone. Songs of adventure, songs of homesickness. Chris Chameleon’s “Ontvlugting” from the Ingrid Jonker poem. And “Bitterbessie Dagbreek” (this one also reminds me of Constantia). And “Ek Herhaal Jou”. And “Die Lied Van Die Gebreekte Riete”. Karen Zoid’s “Maak Nie Regtig Saak Nie” and “Die Lug is Grys”. Koos Kombuis – “Lisa se Klavier”, “Liefde uit die Oude Doos”, “Mona Lisa”. Every song from the first season of Glee. “Wild Boys” and “Ordinary World” by Duran Duran. Orisha’s “Represent Cuba”.
Sometimes songs have more than one association. Duran Duran’s “Ordinary World” also reminds me of being 13 in the Eastern Cape. They were the first international band – or at least the first one I knew about – to visit our little corner of South Africa after Apartheid. That song was the beginning of the change, the beginning of everything turning upside down. Or maybe the beginning of everything turning right-side up, really. Sometimes associations are entirely in one’s own head and one’s own unique context.
Every place I’ve lived has music. “Laid” by James will always be a Grahamstown song. There are so many Grahamstown songs. So much Tori. Saturday morning Boo!. Karma at the Box Theatre. Much later, the music of Fest – from Chris Chameleon to Gala Concerts and so many beautiful ballets. Ballets. Puccini makes me think of Daegu and, to a lesser extent, Cape Town but the ballets always take me back to the Guy Butler Theatre at the Grahamstown Monument.
“Lente in die Boland” reminds me, of course, of Stellenbosch. It makes me think of the beautiful train ride through from Cape Town to Stellenbosch and of wine tasting and yakka parties and stolen weeks spent at lectures and so very much debating. Less obviously, “N1 Roete” by Klopjag is a Cape Town and Stellenbosch song for me. It reminds me of the friend I first saw Klogjag with, at Dorp Street Theatre, in the ‘Bosch. It reminds me of living in Rondebosch, too. I used to have a flat where, on a clear day, I could look out towards the Stellenbosch/Somerset West/Durbanville mountains. Most Cape Town people are deeply attached to Table Mountain. Much as I love Table Mountain on a good day, especially from the city bowl, it is the mountains out past the Cape flats, towards Stellenbosch and Somerset West that make me homesick.
Pretty much everything by Freshly Ground makes me think of Cape Town, too. That first night, the first night after I moved to Cape Town, my friends dragged me out to the Independent Armchair Theatre in Obs to see a little-known local band. It was Freshly Ground. The next time I saw them was at concert at Kirstenbosch with 8000 people.
Sometimes associations cross over. Johnny Clegg, for example, live in the Guy Butler Theatre that amazing 2002 Fest, with the family of a dear friend at Spier and then, a few years later in Korea, part of the homesickness but also the hope and the realisation that I wanted nothing more than to return to Africa and never to leave again.
And now, there is a new association: Will Young’s “Evergreen” (yes, groan) will now forever remind me of Uganda. The DRC has a far more interesting song association, but in Northern Uganda we were followed by “Evergreen”. I don’t even like the song but from now on, it’ll always make me smile and remind me that the world is such a small place that there is really nothing all that unusual about Will Young’s “Evergreen” in a Lebanese Restaurant called The Cedars in Gulu in Northern Uganda.

“Ain’t it funny how a melody can bring back a memory

Take you to another place in time

Completely change your state of mind”

Clint Black, “State of Mind”

Music. Melody, words, rhythm carry the echoes of another time, another place. Korea has been on my mind a lot lately. Daegu, Busan, Gyeongju, Jecheon, the West Sea Islands, Seoul. I spent a lot of time, during my Daegu days, lost in my music. Especially when I traveled alone. In a world where the language is foreign and the K-pop almost unbearable, my music created an alternative sound-track. Now, those songs haunt me. The songs that remind me of those walks, so many walks, at Suseong Lake – rain, snow, sunshine and full-on blossom-spring. The songs I used to listen to on the bus to work and when I went walking alone. Songs of adventure, songs of homesickness. Chris Chameleon’s “Ontvlugting” from the Ingrid Jonker poem. And “Bitterbessie Dagbreek” (this one also reminds me of Constantia). And “Ek Herhaal Jou”. And “Die Lied Van Die Gebreekte Riete”. Karen Zoid’s “Maak Nie Regtig Saak Nie” and “Die Lug is Grys”. Koos Kombuis – “Lisa se Klavier”, “Liefde uit die Oude Doos”, “Mona Lisa”. Every song from the first season of Glee. “Wild Boys” and “Ordinary World” by Duran Duran. Orisha’s “Represent Cuba”.

Sometimes songs have more than one association. Duran Duran’s “Ordinary World” also reminds me of being 13 in the Eastern Cape. They were the first international band – or at least the first one I knew about – to visit our little corner of South Africa after Apartheid. That song was the beginning of the change, the beginning of everything turning upside down. Or maybe the beginning of everything turning right-side up, really. Sometimes associations are entirely in one’s own head and one’s own unique context.

Every place I’ve lived has music. “Laid” by James will always be a Grahamstown song. There are so many Grahamstown songs. So much Tori. Saturday morning Boo!. Karma at the Box Theatre. Much later, the music of Fest – from Chris Chameleon to Gala Concerts and so many beautiful ballets. Ballets. Puccini makes me think of Daegu and, to a lesser extent, Cape Town but the ballets always take me back to the Guy Butler Theatre at the Grahamstown Monument.

“Lente in die Boland” reminds me, of course, of Stellenbosch. It makes me think of the beautiful train ride through from Cape Town to Stellenbosch and of wine tasting and yakka parties and stolen weeks spent at lectures and so very much debating. Less obviously, “N1 Roete” by Klopjag is a Cape Town and Stellenbosch song for me. It reminds me of the friend I first saw Klogjag with, at Dorp Street Theatre, in the ‘Bosch. It reminds me of living in Rondebosch, too. I used to have a flat where, on a clear day, I could look out towards the Stellenbosch/Somerset West/Durbanville mountains. Most Cape Town people are deeply attached to Table Mountain. Much as I love Table Mountain on a good day, especially from the city bowl, it is the mountains out past the Cape flats, towards Stellenbosch and Somerset West that make me homesick.

Pretty much everything by Freshly Ground makes me think of Cape Town, too. That first night, the first night after I moved to Cape Town, my friends dragged me out to the Independent Armchair Theatre in Obs to see a little-known local band. It was Freshly Ground. The next time I saw them was at concert at Kirstenbosch with 8000 people.

Sometimes associations cross over. Johnny Clegg, for example, live in the Guy Butler Theatre that amazing 2002 Fest, with the family of a dear friend at Spier and then, a few years later in Korea, part of the homesickness but also the hope and the realisation that I wanted nothing more than to return to Africa and never to leave again.

And now, there is a new association: Will Young’s “Evergreen” (yes, groan) will now forever remind me of Uganda. The DRC has a far more interesting song association, but in Northern Uganda we were followed by “Evergreen”. I don’t even like the song but from now on, it’ll always make me smile and remind me that the world is such a small place that there is really nothing all that unusual about Will Young’s “Evergreen” in a Lebanese Restaurant called The Cedars in Gulu in Northern Uganda.